Goremouse and squid stand before a crappy green screen wall (duct tape evident), still 'dressed as a cat'.
Goremouse - "Well. Apparently ... some have taken 'umbrage' with our slaying of that evil cat.
Squid - "Umbrage !"
Gore - "That motherfucker was trying to kill us."
Squid - "Fuck that guy !"
! high five !
Goremouse - "And it's Halloween. That means lots of people kill cats today. Especially the spooky black ones."
Squid - "Cats I don't even fucking know !"
Goremouse - "Look. I'm a mouse. They try to kill me every day, and they don't even want to eat me. I'm just walking down the street and ..."
Squid - Looking sideways at her, "They'll just drop your dead ass in some human's shoe."
Goremouse - A sideways glance, "Yeah ... thanks ..."
Squid - All arms flailing, "Surprise human ! You just put your foot in dead gore ass."
Goremouse - "What the fuck, dude. That shit's serious."
Squid - "Seriously ! Ever put on a shoe with her dead ass in it ? That's not cool."
Goremouse - Staring at Squid, "No. It really isn't."
Squid - "So now we have to go find another cat to kill !"
Goremouse - "No ! Now we go find some candy. Cats taste like shit."
Squid - "Satan demands the cats !"
Goremouse - Stares ... "So ... you should probably keep your cats in around Halloween. There's a lot of psychos out there ..."
Squid - "Psycho ... for Satan ?"
Goremouse - Looking with inspection, "Should I have killed you ?"
Squid - "Hmm ... I'm going to have to go with ... nooo ..."
...
Goremouse - "Fuck it. She's got the candy buckets !"
Squid - Holds up eight pumpkin buckets, "Take it to the stage ..."
Lock Up Your Cats
(scroll through)
It's true.
A lot of cats,
especially black,
disappear around Halloween.
Mostly they sacrifice them in ceremonies
found in paperback books. I love cats more
than I like most people and I really wish
I wasn't making that up.
But I'm not.
Keep 'em in for the Gallows' Eve !
Also.
Did I just wake up and write a fucking PSA ?!
(scroll through)
It's true.
A lot of cats,
especially black,
disappear around Halloween.
Mostly they sacrifice them in ceremonies
found in paperback books. I love cats more
than I like most people and I really wish
I wasn't making that up.
But I'm not.
Keep 'em in for the Gallows' Eve !
Also.
Did I just wake up and write a fucking PSA ?!
________________
As they leave the studio ~
Director - "That was supposed to be a public apology. Not a PSA."
Goremouse - "Fuck you !"
Squid - Staring as they exit with arms flailing hypnotically, "Apologize ..."
The door slams.
~ coming soon ~
Santa Claus is Gonna Kick Yer Ass
Santa Claus is Gonna Kick Yer Ass
