That one song from every single eighties school film and television show ever made but was somehow magically in none of them.
('She Sells Sanctuary' by The Cult)
The
school well constructed and populated from around the universe and
myth, yet held like a simple school. For being on a cliff over the
falls and through the roots of a massive tree anyway, could be an
orphanage, definitely suspicious.
Ms Grainne - Looking at the paperwork, "Ah. A ... 'god of thunder'.
Thor - Smiles wide, "Yes ! The god of thunder."
Ms Grainne - "Of course you are. And I see your hammer there ... traditional design ..."
Thor - "Yes, yes ... always the same ... My hammer."
Ms Grainne - "Clearly Nordic. Explaining the braided beard and drunkenness."
Thor - Holding a lid popped stein, "Yes !"
Ms Grainne - "Well you should probably know that weather control is quite common here."
Thor - Drinking, "Really ?"
Ms Grainne - "Oh yes. Freshman studies."
Thor - "Oh. Hm." Drinks.
Ms Grainne - "But I see you're quite good at it, so we're bumping you to sophomore !"
Thor - "Um." Annoyed, "Thank you." He drinks.
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He walks the halls, past the windows, tiny tornadoes and storms
passed between cross-legged students, Timepiece and her crew see him
coming down the way, break out laughing and turn back the way they came.
Past a crowd surrounding Bast on a platform yelling about mortals
stealing archetypes. She glares a second and continues to the cheers.
Ahead, broom witches among other crowding students.
Broom witch senior - To an underclass with no broom, "You don't know anything. You're just a fucking leg."
The crowd draws back in shock, the horrified underclass turns to stone falling backward then cracks to pieces in the crash.
Thor hangs his head walking by, huge, 'being inconspicuous' ... they watch him.
Thor - Noticing their stares, "... yah ! Good one ! ... leg ..."
They glare and turn away.
He comes to the right door, looks at his slip to compare the numbers ... drinks and straightens, stein on belt ... opens.
Loki in the front row - "Ello !"
Thor - "Oh dad-damn it."
Odin - "Look. I've had a very hard time getting him into schools. He's a very good boy and ..."
Ms Grainne - "It doesn't matter. He's already in cla ..."
Odin - "I mean what do you people want from me ?! I would give my entire pile of hard earned skulls ..."
Ms Grainne - "We already took your skull pile. Years ago."
Odin - "You took my skulls ... ?"
Ms Grainne - "Years ago. And freed their souls."
Odin - Deeply concerned, "Ohhh ..."
